Violet Violence

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And people question why this is my favorite season

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dear jesus

dear jesus

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Truths

I basically told my Dad that I was having sleepovers that included light petting to making out with different men in the last few months but that there was no intercourse at all. Why? Because I don’t like sleeping alone, and I feel less lonely even though I’m spending time with men that will never love me.

And he just blinked, smiled like a deer in the headlights and responded,

"Ok sweetie, just don’t do anything you will regret and…don’t think you’re ever alone."

Understanding fathers for the win. The reason I feel comfortable telling my parents anything.

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Reblogged from fallforwatsonmoved

lightspeedsound:

lunapics:

theshells:

I can’t stop laughing at Harry running the fuck awaythe boy who lived ladies and gentlemen.

….You realize, of course, that Hermione Granger lit a teacher on fire when she was eleven, and kept a person alive in a jar for a year when she was fourteen, and studies dark and forbidden magics for kicks, and is one of the brightest and strongest witches of her era. If she came at me, even wandless, I would aparate to Neptune to get away from her.

Hermione Granger also: 

  • punched Draco Malfoy in the nose for being an idiot 
  • purposefully performed a confundus charm on whatshsface WHILE HE WAS FLYING just so Ron would win (omfg that is so fucking dangerous) 
  • literally pulled a fucking Bourne Identity on her parents and managed to set them up in fucking Australia (jesus christ she literally made it so that she NEVER EXISTED wtf that’s so fucking 007)
  • Convinced the Ministry of Magic to give her an incredibly dangerous and volatile device that allowed her to ALTER TIMELINES COMPLETELY (just because she was so smart, literally, that is the reason, her “potential”) 
  • Has enough basic survival skills and badass magic to literally disappear to the middle of nowhere and flourish AND figure out Voldemort’s plot with Harry 
  • Hermione also figures out not only what Voldemort’s plan is, but generally how to beat it, WAY BEFORE VOLDEMORT EVER DOES. Why? because she is just that much smarter and better at magic than everybody else

in conclusion: Voldemort wishes he could be as awesome as Hermione, that’s why he wants to kill her so bad. 

She’s also an advocate for feminism, women’s rights and beating the stereotype. Best role model a girl could want.

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georgetakei:

Music geeks will appreciate this. #SaxAndViolins
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georgetakei:

Music geeks will appreciate this. #SaxAndViolins

Source: Nergasm

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cultfawn:

Black Lace Bondage Harness Bra
$80

I want it!

cultfawn:

Black Lace Bondage Harness Bra

$80

I want it!

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vtforpedro:

Good god why is this cracking me up so much

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ask-white-pumkiller:

cobaltclaws:

hnnnnnnnnnnnnnng!!!!

HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNG *head explodes* TO MUCH HNG

ask-white-pumkiller:

cobaltclaws:

hnnnnnnnnnnnnnng!!!!

HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNG *head explodes* TO MUCH HNG

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alienfucks:

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erotic-co:

Meet the hottest subway security guard: Guilherme Leão (Brazil) #1

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GodDAMN

WHO THE FUCK GAVE YOU THE RIGHT

ARREST ME

HOLY MOTHER OF EVERYTHING GODLY

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